and Noelin Valhalla
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
me when I’m reading an M rated fic and all they do is kiss
so i just came home and i have to study for a latin sorta test tomorrow and i don’t really want to?
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes
do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax
It makes me so angry, that a banana is a berry
OH MY GOD
are we not going to talk about an avocado being a berry too??!?
it gets worse, strawberries aren’t berries, they’re “accessory fruits”
EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO RETHINK MY ENTIRE LIFE
TUMBLR STOP RUINING MY PERSPECTIVE OF LIFE
God Tier Armor by snailofapproval
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
The only dates i get are updates