"Men don’t like it when women wear …" who cares? who cares? who the fuck cares?
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
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no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."
"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."
You know what I’d love to see?
- Disney gets the movie rights to Spider-Man.
- Through all promotions, trailers, and advertisements, the actor playing Spider-Man is never revealed.
- Then the movie comes out, and with baited breath, everyone waits to see who’s playing Peter Parker….
MOTHERFUCKING MILES MORALES.
The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING
Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me